ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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