Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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