I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team