it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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