My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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