you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?