Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?