will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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