his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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