what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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