Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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