remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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