it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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