omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My pussy is not your playground.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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