you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am one with the molecules
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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