Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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