So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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