Sponge bath it is.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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