I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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