How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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