Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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