is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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