They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Houston, we have a squirter
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Congratulations! We have a period
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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