Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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