sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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