Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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