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(817): View more from Texas

Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.

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(907): View more from Alaska

so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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(248): View more from Michigan

My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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(208): View more from Idaho

you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack

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(816): View more from Missouri

It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

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Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?

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(949): View more from California

It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate

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