She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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