it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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