Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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