You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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