I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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