Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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