the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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