YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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