Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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