3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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