I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
