Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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