the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
