Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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