Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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