CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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