party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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