I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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