Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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