Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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