oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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