I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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