Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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