My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We have so much sex to catch up on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
