I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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