i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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