Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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