Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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