I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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