Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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