Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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