dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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